Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
