Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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