Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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