You really coming over, don't trick.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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