Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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