what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's never too late to be topless.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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