I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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