Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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