He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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