She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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