found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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