Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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