he seriously made his penis a facebook.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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