Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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