That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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