Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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