ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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