ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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