whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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