Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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