I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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