Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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