i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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