it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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