Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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