If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
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Just my guilt
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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