Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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