don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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