you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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