just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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