i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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