Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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