god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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