I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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