Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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