dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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