why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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