Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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