come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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