what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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