so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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