Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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