You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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