I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
