Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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