hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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