Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
All the doctor said was why
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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