if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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