her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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