You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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