remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Sext me about skeletons
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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