Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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