Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dignity is for republicans.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize