If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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