Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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