Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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