I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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