I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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