Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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